She’s got it all and now she wants a refund. 

Is it time to break all the rules? 

Jo Smiley has got a desperately glamorous job, she's a member of all the right clubs, and her friends are the coolest and cruellest in London. 

Ed is a TV producer famous for his gritty and important documentaries. He's also a liar, a cheat and a phoney. In other words, he's Mr Right. 

And Charlie's a charmingly clueless pub singer in cowboy boots. Until he meets Jo who thinks she can make him a social success. 

But who is really showing who the way to survive? Will Charlie learn to play by the rules? Or is it Jo's breathless life that needs the makeover? And is it too late for either of them? 

From PR heaven to paparazzi hell, this hilarious novel has all the social tactics you need to survive the twenty-first century. 

“A hilarious, witty comedy of modern manners.” —Adele Parks, author of Playing Away